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Saturday, October 9, 2010

Proof That Satan Runs McDonald's!!

I've never been one for conspiracy theories. About 99.9999% of them are obvious crap.

But, I'm bored.

Here's one for you...

McDonald's Is Run By Satanists

There are several things that support this idea. A few are:

(1) Ever notice that the tops for their drinks have five little notches around the edge? McDonald's claims these are for reinforcement of the lid. But, if you take a straight edge and draw lines connecting the notches, you get a pentagram. The sign of the devil.

(2) If you add up the calorie count of certain items on the McDonald's menu, then divide by pi and take the logarithm (natural) of the result and multiply by 'c' (M/s) and now take the logarithm (common) of that, you get 666.666, again the sign of the beast.

(3) Ronald McDonald is one scary freaking clown, and surely that's the doing of Satan.

(4) If you order six Big Macs and multiply the number of ingredients and sandwiches by eleven, then add 6, you get 666. (Two all beef patties [2], Special Sauce [1], Lettuce [1], Cheese [1], Pickles [1], Onions [1], On A Sesame Seed Bun [3 (slices)], Wrapper [1]. 2+1+1+1+1+3+1=10. 10*6=60. 60*11=660. 660+6=666) Need I say more?

So, as you can clearly see, Satanists run McDonald's.

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